[verb] or get off the [noun]

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This story is more pleasant than the previous one, and is something that dog owners will understand:

While walking my dog, it occurred to me that a more accurate alternative to “Shit or get off the pot” would be this:

Pee or get off the lawn.

Here’s why:

A dog will sniff out a spot, and change their mind, and wander in circles, and…